OPPOSITES ATTRACT Dear Doris, You have no idea how being away from you has made me sad!! As we speak my heart overflows with sadness... Sadness from uncertainity!! Is it really uncertainity or an unquestionable fact i have just come across!!? Bottom line is, I am sad and its not because it a Monday!!! A whole load has happened since we last spoke... Maybe i have exaggerated a little bit. What i meant to say was...aghh, forget it!!! I am hungry!! I have just had a lot of drama in the bathroom!! Thing is, I ate out last night...my stomch is experiencing what i refer to ass "cul sur le feu" which means ASS ON FIRE in french!!! So about the drama...We have these office meetings every Monday morning that i lead...You can imagine how long i tried holding in my CURSE!! An hour into the meeting, i had had it and excused myself... South_park_kenny-12666 "get yourselves a cup of tea people... I have to take this call!!' i said and sped off!!! LIFE MADE SO MUCH SENSE.... I had to hurry because the whole office was waiting for me to continue!!! So i hurried...My efforts came to a sudden halt when i flushed the toilet!!!! INSTEAD OF THE SHIT GOING.....THE SHIT WAS COMING!!!!! I will end my story here as i am getting nausiated!! AND I HAVENT HAD MY breakfast!!But just to make things clear, i made t back to the meeting dry =) In other news, on the bus to work this morning, i met two teenagers going to school!! They had the weirdest discussions!!! So one goes..." opposites attract right??" The other one stupidly shouts..."Oh my gawwwd Rob, you in love or something!!hahaah" Rob get pissed but calmly continues.... "If so, then a man with a huge ding ding can get attracted to another with...." He did not finish.... "Nigga you gay!!! No homo man!!!" The other one sparks!!! They get off at Consolata!! What do we teach our children these days??!!!
YOUNG LOVE IS SO BEAUTIFUL...haha! Dear Doris, I am laughing my ass off and after I tell you why...you will be laughing your ass off too!! HAHAHAHA!! It is a beautiful day.... Truly is!! Not many days start with me ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF also known as ROTFLMAO in this time!!! So I was looking for my education papers today morning. You know how annoying it is to look for old transcripts and certificates!! I find it very annoying because I suck at filling my documents!!! They are everywhere!! So some were in this file called LOVE LETTERS!!! hahaha!! Its an old file from high school..and in this file were all my letters from high school....From that file you could follow up on any of my high school relationships from scratch... YET I DONT DO THAT FOR MY EDUCATION DOCUMENTS!!! As we speak, there is absolutely no evidence that i was in nursery school.... No papers, no pictures, no nothing!! But this isnt about my education...this is about my letters!!! So I will tell you about a few of the women I went out with!!! HAHAAH!! 1. Sheila!! I met Sheila randomly at a set book play!! I was asleep and she asked me to wake up.. She wrote me a note...see below!! Jdftgsduf "Sema ian, Pliz dont it negatively but pliz wacha kusleep. From Sheila, Reply. (the girl from Aluor wearing spec*)" Now listen very carefully...i dont know where she got my name from...wait a minute... i was famous...so yeah i know where she got my name from, maybe the girl seated next to her!! hahaah! So She spelt specs wrong is there even a right spelling... i dont think that word even exists...look it up!! its short for specifications!!! I looked round and not only was she the only girl from Aluor with glasses but the only student in the whole fu*n room!! She wasnt looking bad..just saying!! I reply... "I wouldnt be asleep if you were sitting right next to me..." hahaha!!! You have to admit i am smooth!haha! My other woman from a different school sees me passing the note and is FURIOUS!!! She doesnt say a word!!!I carry ny seat and sit next to Sheila and we talk through the whole play... I knew I was going to ace english anyway.... My relationship with Sheila didnt last long... Apparently she was threatened by my other girlriend who was bigger than her.... HAHAHA!!She wrote me a letter... I hope you can read... My letters My letters1 I Feel like this is already too much for one post!! So ill continue the saga in my next post just now!!! It gets juicier..... p.s - you can tell how old i am from the colour of the paper.... i am old Doris.....

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