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Dear Doris,

CAN YOU SEE HOW MUCH MAYHEM AN 'S' CAN CAUSE??!

i met and fell in love with a random lady in the matatu i took to work today!!! She wasnt BIG like i like them!! I just felt like falling in love and i did!! i didnt get her name or number so this feeling is considered NULL!

I feel like pissin so bad!!!

MOVING ON.....

we havent talked today coz ive been like super busy!!! AND YOU KNOW IT! you would believe me when i say "I WAS WORKING LATE" coz literally im working on you!!! Why dos that sound ike having sex!!! I dont have internet at home so this office is the only place i can be with you!!! So when i say i will be working late, you should be clapping with excitement!!

Doris, there is something i have always wanted to ask you. Us dudes dont understand a lot of things about women!! I mean, when yes mean No and vise versa..... and when they are mad at absolutely nothing!! And when they pull back when kissing you just so you can want more...YEAH WHATS WITH THAT !!?

but thats not what i wanted to ask....DORIS, i have never lied to you now have i?! I know you love me very much and wouldnt lie to me either

ARE DOLPHINS GAY SHARKS??? ok ok im sorry- its not the time for joking!!

Ok dont laugh ok? PROMISE!!!

IM I FAT??

THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I TALK TOO YOU THIS YEAR MY LOVE.... i will be very busy and will not be able to talk..not until sometime next year...

ahh, come on Doris dont cry... its only till next year.....

OH n by the way- ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!! im turning 72!! and i still live with my parents!!! i lied to some lady at my office that i have a son!!!! SHE BELIEVED ME!! THATS WHEN IT HIT ME THAT I AM GROWING OLD- you know somethings up when guys start believing shit like that!!!  

i am not turning 72, i lied.. OF COURSE I LIED! and if you believed that then you are just sad!!

Doris!!?WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!? YOU KNOW I DIDNT MEAN THAT!!! COME BACK>>> PLEASE!!!

i am turning

OK I GOT TO GO PISS LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!! gimme a sec!

AGH! someones in the bathroom!!

I am turning 23!! This will be the only time i tell the truth about my age!! If you lose count, you will NEVER hear the truth!!!

I have lied to enough women about my age...AND I AM A DUDE!!! A chic in my body would probably say she is 12!!!!

i was born SEPTEMBER 4 1987 to my loving parents baba n mama!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKETCH!

Comments

[Nabutilu]

Dear Sketch,you are no fat and dolphins are not gay sharks!!!!! hahaha ur the most special person i know!!!!!!!!

[the sketch]

hahaha!!! you just saying that coz u know im fat!!