Dear Doris,
The 9 are intentional!
I find the title SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS a very
disturbing title for children!!! Lemme review this storybook in my own
perverted way!!! Within my words you will find sense!!
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Not a dwarf was female!!!
* Their names as I remember were Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Happy, Bashful,
Sneezy, and Sleepy... I don’t know about you but as the list went on, these
names seemed get and more suspect!!!! DOPEY!! REALLY! SLEEPY sounds like a sex
addict!! And DOC!! Ha-ha this sounds like a character from a porn movie! Aha!! SNEEZY is definitely suffering from
SOMETHING!!!! HAPPY is getting some!!! Hahira!!!
* The
dwarfs’ occupation is working in the diamond mines!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am I
the only one who gets this one? Hahahahah!!! Speaks for itself!!!!
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The film is sprinkled with wonderful, sing-along songs including "Heigh
Ho," "Whistle While You Work," and "Someday My Prince Will
Come"!! It’s all there in black and white!!! Check the video out - HIGH HO!!!
Im laughing my ass off as I write this!!!! The 1st verse goes like this-
We dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the
whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain't no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine!
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the book starts like this
- Once upon a time there
lived a lovely little Princess named Snow White. Her vain and wicked Stepmother
the Queen feared that some day, Snow White's beauty would surpass her own. So
she dressed the little Princess in rags and forced her to work as a Scullery
Maid. hahaha!! NAUGHTY STEP MOTHER!!!
* I
want to make it clear that these dwarfs are NOT CHILDREN!!!!! they have long
beards n shit!!! They know wasup when a BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS COMES TO THEIR
HOUSE!!!!
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snow whit says at some point.... "I really feel quite happy now. I'm sure
I'll get along somehow. Everything's going to be all right. But I do need a
place to sleep at night. I can't sleep in the ground like you. Or in a tree the
way you do. And I'm sure no nest could possibly be big enough for me. Maybe you
know where I can stay. In the woods somewhere...You do? Will you take me
there?" IS THIS MALAYA LANGUAGE OR WHAT!!!?? i have heard this in the club "TAKE ME THERE!!!"
hahahahahha!! MY HEAVENS!!!!!!
I will stop here coz this is getting looong!!! but I hope
you have seen at least a bit of what I have!!!
Hilarious...never thought about it that way..
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Posted by: Amimolily | 08/10/2010 at 11:52 AM
Haha it actually makes sense...
Posted by: Nabutilu | 08/10/2010 at 06:09 PM